Card Load | Funny

Bohat Bura Khawab Tha ...
Astaghfirullah ... ... ...
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Aye Parwardigar ! Hamaray
Gunah Muaaf Farma...!!!
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Khawab May Dekha Kay
100 Rupee Kay Load Say
10 Rupee Aaye... :D

Barat | Funny

Aik Aadmi Apni Shadi May He
Pareshan Baitha Tha.
Kisi Nay Poocha Bhai Pareshan,
Kiun Ho ?
Wo Bola Susral Walon Nay Barat
May Thoray Banday Lanay Ko
Kaha Hai Pata Nahi Abba Menu
Lay Kay Janda A Kay Nai ... !!! :D

Car Driver Challenge

Challenge For All Genious ...
You Are Driving A Car
Driver Kay Sath Jo Aadmi
Baitha Hai Uski Age 26 Saal Hai
Aur Driver Kay Peechay Jo
Aadmi Baithay Hain Unki Age
20 Saal Aur Doosray Ki 27 Saal
Hai...
Batayen Diver Ki Age Kaya Hogi...
Reply Fast If You Are A Genious ........


Answer :
Driver Aap Hain ... Aap Ko Apni Age
Batani Hai...

Mehangai

Wo Din Door Nahi Jab Cooking Show
May CHEF Bolay Ga....
Namak Taste Kay Mutabiq...
Aur...
Lehsun, Adrak, Tamatar Apni Auqat
Kay Mutabiq Dalain ... ... :P

F For Fanta | Fantastic | Funny

When People Drink Alcohol
Everyone Says They Are Alcoholic.
But.
When I Drink Fanta.
No One Says I Am Fantastic.
Jaltay Hain Sab :D

Confidence

Mujh Say Wo
Kehti Hai
Tumhari Zindagi
Ko Jannat
Bana Doongi
Aur Banani Usko
' Daal ' Bhee Nahi Aati
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Confidence Dekh Larki Ka
Kisi Sayasi Jamaat Ki Lagti Hai ...

Dosti Ka Waada

Chahtay Hain Ham Aap Say,
Aaisi Dosti Ka Waada !!!

Lemon MAX,
Ghulay Kam Aur Chalay
Ziyada !!!

Pakistan's Middle Class Reality

Pakistan's Middle Class Reality
* Shampoo Jab Khatam Ho Jata Hai
To Bottle May Thora Pani Daal Kar
Doobara Bath Kay Liye Rakh Letay Hain.
* Soap Jab Khatam Honay Lagta Hai
To Usay New Soap Kay Sath Attach
Kar Detay Hain.
* Tooth Paste Tube Ko Role Kar Kay
Uska Last Drop Tak Use Kar Letay Hain.
* Ghar May Rakhi Fine China Crockery
Sirf Guests Kay Liye Use Kartay Hain.
* Gold Prices May Izafay Say Pareshan
Hotay Hain Jab Kay Gold Lena Bhee Nahi Hota.
* TV Remote Ki Batteries Change Karnay
Kay Bajaye Usko Mar Mar Kay Use Kartay Hain.
* Purani T-Shirts Ko Night Dress Bana Letay Hain
Aur Jab Uss Qabil Bhee Nagi Rehti To Uska Pocha Bana
Letay Hain.

GEO MERAY PAKISTANIO !!!